Foam Blaster: I’ve bought several

Please enjoy what is perhaps the most effective commercial on television today.

Oh man, that kid is such an asshole!

Someone needs to get to work on a documentary in which a camera crew follows around this fictional child all day long, and just records him mocking everyone he comes into contact with, just as he does his poor grandfather who is a dead ringer for Celtic legend Bill Russell.

Like, he’s eating lunch at an Italian restaurant and he’s helped by an acne-riddled young waiter and so when the boy gets his pizza he spreads it all over his own face and yells something at the waiter, or, I don’t know, I’m not good with ideas.